A Philadelphia 76ers fan is trying to commerce a life-sized Joel Embiid balloon creation for some instruments or lumber.

In an advert posted on Craigslist a few month in the past, the self-described “balloon prodigy” says he obtained bored of creating sculptures out of balloons and has determined to maneuver onto wooden.

This is the complete posting:

I do not understand how or why however I’m some kind of balloon prodigy, I could make actually something out of balloons. Ridiculous big balloon sculptures are nice for events, as a present or simply to go away on somebody’s porch as a bizarre and complicated joke. I left a 5 foot T. rex within the first unlocked automotive I might discover and I nonetheless giggle about it each day. I can ship most sculptures by automotive however giant buildings like a fort or working balloon pub would must be completed on website.

Lifesized balloon sculptures take all day to make and may run into the hundreds of dollars from social gathering corporations most of whom do not supply something so customizable to start with. I’m trying to commerce for instruments. I obtained tired of balloons and am shifting on to make issues out of wooden.

I’m particularly all for:
Jointer/planer
Miter noticed
A greater miter gauge for my desk noticed
Influence driver
Router bits or equipment
Oscillating multi-device

I also can all the time use constructing supplies and helpful issues to maintain my store operating properly or simply something very fascinating. I’m not on the lookout for cash, some individuals truly do that for a profession and I do not need to take a paying job from them.

Bizarre, however spectacular.

– With h/t to Sports activities Illustrated